1.Porno Shop
Johnny has a dream to make the screen
Where all he has to do is make girls scream
Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt
Turning butter into cream
For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders
Stocking magazines, turning fives into quarters
Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes
When they get a look at his 14 inch snake
He's got a job in a porno shop, where he mops up for free
Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow
He'll see his face on a T.V. screen
2.Come Dance With Me
Standin' round at a punk rock show
I'm watchin' a band that's way too slow
I'm feelin' fine from beer and whine
But this damn place is a waste of my time
Let's go, alright!
Come dance with me
Fuck you! Come dance with me
Fuck you! Come dance with me
I'm feelin' fine cause I fuckin' lost my mind
I'm feeling real mean and getting obscene
I'll grab the first partner that I see
I'll grab him by the arm and swing him around
Then pull his hair and drag him to the ground
Let's go, alright!
Come dance with me
Fuck you! Come dance with me
Fuck you! Come dance with me
I'm feelin' fine cause I fuckin' lost my mind
Come dance with me
Fuck you! Come dance with me
Fuck you! Come dance with me
I'm feelin' fine cause I fuckin' lost my mind
3.Let's Make Noise
Let's make noise in the bathroom
Make everyone wonder what's going on
Let's make noise in the bathroom
Come on pretty baby now you won't regret
Get ready, on you mark, get set
Let's go down the hall and get real wet
I'll show you a time that you won't forget
The only thing that's wasted here is our time
These Greeks aren't friends of yours, and they're no friends of
mine
So let's take off all our clothes, and leave them all behind
Let's make noise in the bathroom
Make everyone wonder what's going on
Let's make noise in the bathroom
The time is right for making romance
'Cause the rest of these fools don't stand a chance
They won't even start to take down their pants
Come on with me and do the naked dance
The only thing that's wasted here is our time
These Greeks aren't friends of yours, and they're no friends of
mine
So let's take off all our clothes, and leave them all behind
Let's make noise in the bathroom
Make everyone wonder what's going on
Let's make noise in the bathroom
4.One Pill
She's about to leave me just one more time but
I'm getting sick of this waiting and waiting
She says this time it's for real, but I don't care cuz
Too many sleepless nights I've seen her faking
Is it amphtamine again
Or something more destructive
O.D. on aspring and puke your guts aways
Cuz she's got
One pill for leaving me
And one pill that seems to be just
One pill for leaving me alone
I see her hateful eyes she stares right through me
My experience says that she's been crying
No point in asking her just what I did cuz
I can tell tonight that she's gonna try dying
But I've seen it all before
It's nothin' special this time
Suicidal guilt-trips are common place with her
5.I'm Not The One
Last night I saw you crying
In the arms of another guy and
Each lonely teardrop was for me
His hand was on your shoulder
Somehow you looked much older
New love has changed you totally
Each day it feels so strange
Since our closet's rearranged
I'm not feeling quite the same
Cuz I'm alone
I'm not the one
I'm not the one
I'm not the one who said
I don't want to be with you
I remember reading your letters
And the nights I slept with your sweater
The only thing you left behind
You said that you'd outgrown me
You were tired of feeling lonely
Now it's too late to change your mind
6.Run Away Again
Parents fightin', my brother's lyin'
My girlfriend says my outlook's frightening
I'm always spendin' what grandpa's lendin'
My future and my job's dead ending
I'm going to the store
To be free once more
Won't you help me run away again
I've got to run away
I've got to find the place that I'm after
Won't you help me run away again
I just can't seem to run and hide
From the world outside
Won't you help me run away again
20／20 or Captain Morgan's
Can you help me pick my poison
It's always liquor or something quicker
My girlfriend will take some if you trick her
7.Lovely Day
Alarm clock starts the day
I rub my eyes and try to delay
The painful crawl from my bed into the hall
Scratchin' my head
Eyes are all red
Feet are like lead
Like the walking dead
My hatred is fed as a girl with rosy cheeks just said
Good morning what a lovely day
The sun is shining down in golden rays
You're a very special person in your special way
How nice it's to see you everything's ok
My remote turns off the tube
I cuss out loud then go to find some food
Somewhere cheap and fast, just like my life
At the restaurant
Ask what you want
They're missing some teeth
And they're underneath
The standard of scum but still they bring your food and say
Good morning what a lovely day
The sun is shining down in golden rays
You're a very special person in your special way
How nice it's to see you everything's ok
Get to my job
Get bullied by slobs
Take orders from knobs
Who work for the mob
While I'm getting robed I'll force a smile and try to say
Good morning what a lovely day
The sun is shining down in golden rays
You're a very special person in your special way
How nice it's to see you everything's ok
8.Drag Strip
Hot rod coupe on a Friday night
At the fairground strip
One more beer will get me set
For my quarter-mile trip
Steering wheel in hand
Making my last stand
I'm the fastest in the land
That's why they call me the king
I shut em down with breakneck speed
Like no one can
Pink slips seem to disappear
With a wave of my hand
Approach that line
Checkered flag up high
Check the starting light
And it's red, yellow, green and
Go! Don't hesitate, accelerate and Go!
Tires spin as we begin to Go!
Road dust flies into their eyes
As the king blows across the finish line
Tension's high as we burn the road
Like flames from hell
Leavin' rubber smokin' hot
With a brimstone smell
When I reach that line
The cops will have to handcuff me
Cuz greasers racing on the strip
Is a felony
9.Tuff Guy
Dominance, a portrayal of his being
Indifference is the image we are seeing
But image isn't everything
And everything he has we've been shown
His outer shell is ruggedness
But inside he is cold and alone
He fools the world day by day
By actions he is showing
They yield his territory
Without ever really knowing
That inside his heart remains a little child
Who's fearful of the world
And retaliates by pretending he is wild
He's a tuff guy who walk the walks
Tuff guy who talks the talk
Tuff guy believing not what he says or who he is
His wayward bas-ass attitude
Makes him feared and hated
But someone will expose the hoax
Of this monster he's created
When that day arrives
He'll hang his head in shame
And laughter will be heard
At the mere mention of his name
Creating a past of action tales
And bold heroic glory
Amounts to a collection of exaggerated stories
Reality clarifies that only one thing is true
Whether to believe or not is only up to you
10.When I Hear Your Name
Someone spoke your name again
And it took me back to a time when we
We were more than friends
I realized I was staring at the floor
And all my friends keep telling me
I do it more and more
I try so hard push you from my mind
And get a grip on life and then it's
Slowly slipping away
But in my room I sit by the window in a chair
And remember you sitting there
With your picture in my hand
It brings me back when I hear your name
Remembering childhood games and playing in the rain
I sometimes wonder if you feel the same
Because I think of us when I hear your name
I lose myself in memories
Of pleasant times because in all my dreams
You're always by my side
Things aren't what they used to be
And I wonder if it's destiny for me
To wake up alone
11.Breakin' Up
Remember back to you and me
And the way things were suppose to be
Remember how we'd run and play
And now those things just fade away
But I tried, I tried
I can't see why we'd have to say goodbye
Thinkin' 'bout the old grey shed
And the pile of straw we called a bed
How we would waste our summer days
And now those memories are just a haze
What does it matter to ya
If I can see right through ya
What does it matter to ya
Can't ya see the lies were true
But when I see you now and then
With your arms around another man
It takes me back to you and me
And the way things were suppose to be
12.1989
1989 was her first all ages show
When she laid her eyes right on
This boy she had to know
But he had a girlfriend
And she was so damn mean
When he looked into her eyes
Her heart burst at the seams
She knows it's true, he's gonna forget you
And now there's nothing you can do
For now she waits outside
Cuz she knows she'll be the next in line
News of their breakup
Didn't come as quite a shock
Everybody knew it was
The tickin' of the clock
She's anticipating that he'll look to her
When he asked her out that night
Her mind was all a blur
13.Peanut Butter Girl
When I need a meal to satisfy me
My baby's right on time
I don't need a graduate of home ec.
Because she does just fine
Creamy, crunchy, plain or smooth
White or wheat with jelly too
There's nothing I wouldn't do
For my peanut butter girl
She's my peanut butter girl
She don't know how to make an omelet
Or pancakes, steak or stew
All she knows are peanut butter sandwiches
With jelly cut in two
Cut in half without the crust
She's the object of my lust
I love her because
She's my peanut butter girl
14.Anybody Else
Nothing I've ever done could measure up to you
Nothing you've ever done could keep me from you
So I think I'll try a little harder now
Try to keep my life from burning up with doubt
I kill myself
Every time I think of you with somebody, anybody else
I kill myself
Every time I picture you with somebody, anybody else
Nothing I've ever done could keep my mind off you
Nothing you've ever done could push me from you
So I think I'll run a little harder now
Try to deep my life from turning upside down
I kill myself
Every time I think of you with somebody, anybody else
I kill myself
Every time I picture you with somebody, anybody else
I look at you
Looks like everything's better
I kill myself
Every time I think of you with somebody, anybody else
I kill myself
Every time I picture you with somebody, anybody else
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